That Mommy Lady

Heartfelt Humor and Views on Modern Motherhood

Pants on Fire

Okay, I'll admit it. I've been known to hand my baby girl my iPhone so I can score a few minutes of peace. Not to watch videos, though. Usually she's just fascinated by scrolling through the apps, though before I realized I should put it in airplane mode before handing it over she did FaceTime a few people (awkward!). Does that count as screen time? I'm gonna go with no. I may have a lax relationship with screen time guidelines, as evidence in my latest piece over at Mock Mom. But you know, that's satire. Thanks for reading!

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